HIM: Honey, what are you doing?
ME: I’m exercising.
HIM: I know that, but you just got up and started exercising.
ME: It’s my new routine I worked out with my life coach–the first hour of my day begins with exercise.
HIM: That’s great, I always exercise for 2 hours before I go to work, usually I swim for one, then bike or lift weights for another hour, then come home wake you up and go to work.
ME: (competitively): Well I can exercise for two hours.
HIM: (Doubtful) What will you do for the second hour?
ME: I don’t know. Which do you think is higher impact Facebook or Twitter?
HIM: Well Im going to get some air.
ME: You just got home. There’s air in the house.
HIM: I like cookies with my air.