Breakfast Conversation Without The Breakfast

HIM: Make me breakfast.
ME: I don’t have time to make you breakfast, shooting some hypnosis early, and then dashing off to USC
HIM: USC again?
ME: Everyday for Six weeks.
HIM: So what are you saying?
ME: I’m saying I can’t make you breakfast.
HIM: So what are you saying?
ME: I’m saying that I can’t make you breakfast…
HIM: So, I don’t understand, what are you saying?
ME: I AM SAYING I cannot, and will not make you breakfast.
HIM: Well I’m going to need a different answer.
ME: Okay… here’s a different answer… Have Patrick make you breakfast, or make it yourself.
HIM: This is why people are against Gay marriage because you refuse to act like a normal wife.
ME: I’m acting EXACTLY like all the normal wives I know. (We laugh)
HIM: You know Rick Santorum said that Gay Marriage threatens his religion.
ME: Right, Him saying gays shouldn’t get married because of HIS religion is like saying he shouldn’t eat donuts because I’m on a diet. (We laugh)
HIM: So are you going to make me breakfast?
ME: I told you NO.
HIM: And I told you I’m going to need a different answer.

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