Caesar’s Woman

HIM: Here, I got this for you.

ME: Oh Perfume… How lovely. (Open it) Caesar’s Woman?

HIM: Yeah… it’s like they made it for you.

ME: Caesar’s woman? Really? More like they made it for you.

HIM: What are you talking about?

ME: I’m talking about your fantasy to take over Russia and establish yourself as Czar and conquer the world.

HIM: My fantasy? Don’t you mean our fantasy? One of the reasons you married me was because I promised to make you Czarina.

ME: I was young and naive.

HIM: Please. I wasn’t even born when you were young and naive.

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