HIM: Here, I got this for you.
ME: Oh Perfume… How lovely. (Open it) Caesar’s Woman?
HIM: Yeah… it’s like they made it for you.
ME: Caesar’s woman? Really? More like they made it for you.
HIM: What are you talking about?
ME: I’m talking about your fantasy to take over Russia and establish yourself as Czar and conquer the world.
HIM: My fantasy? Don’t you mean our fantasy? One of the reasons you married me was because I promised to make you Czarina.
ME: I was young and naive.
HIM: Please. I wasn’t even born when you were young and naive.