Me and the Priest
HIM: Sister Mary Agnes said I should come and hear your confession and give you communion.
ME: What else did she say?
HIM: She said I should be prepared to stay awhile… and probably pack a lunch
20 minutes later
ME: So what do you think father?
HIM: I think you’re very courageous. Most people would not admit they’re this sinful.
ME: You think I’m lot more sinful than other Catholics?
HIM: No, I just think other Catholics wouldn’t admit it.