ME: So they overturned the ban on gay marriage.
HIM: Who cares.
ME: Queens who want to get married.
HIM: Fools. Be careful what you wish for.
ME: What the hell is that supposed to mean.
HIM: Nothing dear. This rain is nice huh?
ME: Don’t try to change this subject.
HIM: I’m just saying, who needs a piece of paper to validate a relationship.
ME: True or you could just do like we did, go down to the Registrar’s office and get a license and go to the church and get married.
HIM: Not everybody is as convincing in a dress as you are.
ME: So you admit I was a beautiful bride.
ME: Admit it.
HIM: Okay you were a beautiful bride. AND…
ME: And WHAT?
HIM: And I’m glad I sold your wedding dress on E-Bay!