When The Gifts Stop
(Watching TV)
HIM: Oh look Billi, the Pandora Bracelet… that’s JUST the kind of thing I would have bought you when we were dating.
ME: (Coughing and Wheezing) Yeah.
HIM: Remember when I use to buy you jewelry, teddy bears, and send you flowers and candy for no reason?
ME: Yeah, what happened to those days… You never give me anything anymore.
HIM: What are you talking about? I just gave you a cold, and load of board shorts to wash.
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Dr. Gordon’s blog, Obesely Speaking, on Psychology Today, has over a quarter of a million readers, and he has an equally popular blog on the Huffington Post. Most recently Dr. Gordon was honored by being included on the list of the “The World’s 30 Most Influential Neuroscientists Alive Today.“