When The Gifts Stop

(Watching TV)

HIM: Oh look Billi, the Pandora Bracelet… that’s JUST the kind of thing I would have bought you when we were dating.

ME: (Coughing and Wheezing) Yeah.

HIM: Remember when I use to buy you jewelry, teddy bears, and send you flowers and candy for no reason?

ME: Yeah, what happened to those days… You never give me anything anymore.

HIM: What are you talking about? I just gave you a cold, and load of board shorts to wash.

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