HIM: Oh look Billi, the Pandora Bracelet… that’s JUST the kind of thing I would have bought you when we were dating.
ME: (Coughing and Wheezing) Yeah.
HIM: Remember when I use to buy you jewelry, teddy bears, and send you flowers and candy for no reason?
ME: Yeah, what happened to those days… You never give me anything anymore.
HIM: What are you talking about? I just gave you a cold, and load of board shorts to wash.