Gravy on the Ceiling

ME: Did you have a nice birthday?
HIM: Yeah, I’m not as into these things as you are.
ME: That’s cause you’re asocial.
HIM: I’m not asocial, I am introverted.
ME: Same thing.
HIM: It’s not the same thing. Lot’s of great people are introverted.
ME: Yeah, but who cares because they never party.
HIM: Not everyone needs to lead their life as cacophonously as you do.
ME: Oh really? I’m loud and raucous? Who has had more screaming fits? Who has broken more furniture? AND WHO flew into a fit of rage and threw an entire pan of gravy on the ceiling?
HIM: Who’s married to YOU?

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