HIM: Good morning honey.
ME: Good morning.
HIM: What are you doing?
ME: I have a really fun day, ahead. Going downtown to get fish and veggies, then I’m going to write, then read the new Neuron, work on stuff for my radio show, and then watch Michigan beat Purdue!
HIM: What channel is it on?
ME: It’s not on TV… because we live in a terrible neighborhood.
HIM: Terrible neighborhood? We live by the beach. This is a great neighborhood.
ME: We can’t get the Big Ten Network here… it’s ghetto.