HIM: Dinner was delicious. I really loved that pie. What was in it?
ME: Quinoa, hemp protein, cacao, orange zest, apples, cinnamon and Splenda.
HIM: Okay you’re starting to freak me out here.
HIM: Cause this was really good. It can’t possibly be healthy. And you couldn’t have possibly made it, where’s the grease?
ME: You know we’re an oil free/wheat free house.
HIM: We are?
ME: We are.
HIM: But I usually hate that Vegan shit, how did you make it taste so good?
ME: You know I love chemistry. And good vegan cooking relies a lot on simple chemistry, emulsions, colligative properties, eutectic mixtures and what not.
HIM: You are beyond weird.
ME: You’re welcome.