Cyn Cyn The Prequel

HIM: When’s Valentine’s Day?

ME: Tuesday.

HIM: It’s not today? I thought it was today.

ME: Why did you think it was today?

HIM: Cause you have that “he forgot an important date, and I’m going to make his life miserable” look.

ME: No, Cyn Cyn is coming to take me to lunch at leaf, and I love Leaf…

HIM: So what’s the problem?

ME: I won’t be able to eat anything.

HIM: Why?

ME: Because my mother always said fat people shouldn’t be seen eating in public.

HIM: Why, everybody knows you eat.

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