HIM: When’s Valentine’s Day?
HIM: It’s not today? I thought it was today.
ME: Why did you think it was today?
HIM: Cause you have that “he forgot an important date, and I’m going to make his life miserable” look.
ME: No, Cyn Cyn is coming to take me to lunch at leaf, and I love Leaf…
HIM: So what’s the problem?
ME: I won’t be able to eat anything.
ME: Because my mother always said fat people shouldn’t be seen eating in public.
HIM: Why, everybody knows you eat.