ME: HI honey, it’s me.
HIM: Why are you calling me at work? Is everything okay.
ME: No, I can’t get in a writing mood.
HIM: And what can I do about that?
ME: Nothing. But I’m coming down to the beach to exercise and I’m stopping by your Lifeguard thingy.
ME: Cause I want to.
ME: I have a better question. Have you seen my pink and yellow fins?
ME: Cause I’m going to go in the water, and I like for people to be able to see me from far away and enjoy me.
ME: Oh and I spoke to your captain, we’re going to have lunch on your beach.
ME: Cause I really like him, and he’s such a nice man.. AND he’s one of my fans.
HIM: Yes, I know… (sighs) Why? Why? Why me?
ME: Cause you’re lucky, and you’re welcome.