ME: How do you spell your middle name… is it ay or ey…
HIM: It’s Lindsay, like Lindsay Wagner
ME: Or Lindsay Lohan…
HIM: Why must you be so vicious WILBERT!
ME: My mother only gave me that name because it was my father’s name and she needed a ride home from the hospital.
HIM: Details… It’s STILL your REAL LEGAL name.
ME: legal smegal, I have four or five legal names.
HIM: NO, you have 1 legal name, and 4 illegal names that use interchangeably as legal names because basically you’re a narcissistic sociopath.
ME: That’s redundant, a narcissist is a sociopath.
HIM: And THAT is what you find most disturbing about that statement?
ME: Oh honey when will you learn “the truth only hurts for a minute.”