Nerdy Like Me

HIM: You know you’re the only person I can really communicate with.

ME: Really?

HIM: Yeah, you’re my only friend. That’s scary.

ME: Why?

HIM: Cause we’re married and most of the time I want to kill you and if I ever do, I’ll be friendless.

ME: So just make a mental note not to kill me.

HIM: You have a ton of friends. I just don’t get it. How does that happen.

ME: The same way carbon and hydrogen atoms form a benzene ring… proximity and valence.

HIM: See what I mean? You’re THIS NERDY and people STILL like you.