ME: What are you doing?
HIM: Cleaning out the garage.
ME: Okay, I’ll make dinner for you.
HIM: Well it’s not there. I guess I’ll clean out the back closet.
HIM: Cause I think you and Dr Neavin are right. This Trayvon Martin ting is going to result in TERRIBLE riots.
ME: I know it will. But what’s that got to do with cleaning out the garage and the back closet.
HIM: I’m looking for my “black owned” T-Shirt… that you got me for the LA riots.