HIM: Hi honey, I miss you.
ME: I miss you too.
HIM: I’m sick, I have a terrible cold. I’ve been sick since you’ve been gone.
ME: I’ve been gone one day.
HIM: It seems like a year. I’m coming to visit you.
ME: No, don’t. It’s a long way down here, the neighborhood is gang infested, and I have to go back to nuclear imaging tonight at 10:00 p.m. for the 3rd part of the procedure. The surgical procedure failed… TWICE… I’m sore as hell. Frosty’s filming the stuff for Brant tomorrow at 8:30 a.m. I just need rest…
HIM: But I want to see you. I miss you.
ME: I told you I’m in a terrible mood. I’m bitchy and volatile.
HIM: I know. That’s what I miss the most.