Me & My Nurse
HER: Dr. Gordon, I am your nurse.
ME: Condolences honey.
ME: It’s a rough gig… trust me.
HER: Oh no. I hear you’re lots of fun.
ME: Is this a naval hospital?
ME: then I’m not lot’s of fun
HER: I don’t get it.
ME: You never will… let’s just move on.
HER: Im going to take your history.
ME: Well when I was born the Dead Sea had just taken ill….
HER: (laughs) So, Do you have hypertension
ME: Does Charlie Sheen have issues? Doll I’m black, what do you think?