ME: Good morning.
HIM: How’d you sleep?
ME: Terrible. I dreamt I was eating an ice cream cone with my mother.
HIM: Paging Dr. Freud.
ME: No I also dreamt I was eating bacon and bread.
HIM: I feel like I should go to church.
HIM: And thank God I wasn’t chewed to death in the night.
ME: This isn’t funny. My muscles ache. I’m not eating enough carbs. That’s why I had those dreams.
HIM: So eat some more carbs.
ME:: I can’t my class reunion is on July 28th, are you insane?
HIM: Based on my marriage license…. yes.