Sweet Dreams

ME: Good morning.

HIM: How’d you sleep?

ME: Terrible. I dreamt I was eating an ice cream cone with my mother.

HIM: Paging Dr. Freud.

ME: No I also dreamt I was eating bacon and bread.

HIM: I feel like I should go to church.

ME: Why?

HIM: And thank God I wasn’t chewed to death in the night.

ME: This isn’t funny. My muscles ache. I’m not eating enough carbs. That’s why I had those dreams.

HIM: So eat some more carbs.

ME:: I can’t my class reunion is on July 28th, are you insane?

HIM: Based on my marriage license…. yes.

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