ME: My computer came back from Apple today. They fixed all the problems… I LOVE Apple. They understand customer service.
HIM: They understand serving THEIR type of customer.
ME: What do you mean by that?
HIM: They ship you a box, you put the computer in it, Fed X picks it up and they fix it and ship it back. Spoiled, spoiled, spoiled.
ME: And it only took them 4 days from beginning to end. Apple Rocks.
HIM: I can fix my own PC
ME: Not really.
HIM: Yes I can.
ME: No you can’t because the only way to REALLY fix a PC is to turn it into a Mac.
HIM: PC’s aren’t that bad.
ME: I’d rather be on drugs than be on a PC
HIM: So you’d rather be on drugs than be on a lot of things.