HIM: Happy Valentine’s Day!
ME: Oh wow what’s this?
HIM: Champagne & Strawberries. Let’s start the day off right.
(An hour Later)
ME: Wow. You’re the absolute best. I never realized how much I love you. I don’t know how I ever got along before you. And life wouldn’t be worth living without you.
HIM: Is that you or the champagne talking?
ME: Neither, it’s me talking to the champagne.