HIM: Well what shall we do for the rest of the night?
ME: Watch TV
HIM: But it’s Valentine’s Day, we should do something romantic.
ME: Fighting over the remote is romantic.
HIM: I think you should give me control of the remote as a Valentine’s Day present.
ME: I gave you an exotic vegan dessert from Leaf that was delicious and healthy and sugar, flour and guilt free. And I gave you OTHER things.
HIM: Yeah, but I want the remote.
ME: That’s unfortunate… because you can’t have it.
HIM: Did you like my Valentine’s E-Card?
ME: It was the same E-Card I sent you.
ME: Yeah, didn’t you open my e-card? Wait… You didn’t open my E-Card.
HIM: I didn’t open it YET. Valentine’s Day is not over.
ME: As far as I’m concerned it is. And we’re watching Desperate Housewives on TIVO.
HIM: Come on… how is that fair? I HATE that shit.
ME: I’m NOT watching Zombies on the Chill Network.
HIM: I love you. But I REALLY do NOT like you.
ME: Ditto… Now Shut-up Susan just discovered Julie’s pregnant.