HIM: (Singing & Dancing to YMCA) Wake up
ME: It’s too early in the morning for the Village People.
HIM: It’s never too early for the Village People.
ME: That reminds me I need to call Felipe.
HIM: Which one is he?
ME: The Indian, but he’s really Puerto Rican.
HIM: They’re all very nice.
ME: Oh you just like them cause they sent you cowboy boots from Brazil, and bought your butch act.
HIM: It’s not an act. I am VERY butch.
ME: Oh please I’m the one whose really butch. I like football and eat red meat.
HIM: There’s a drawer full of make-up, and a closet full of dresses that say “NOT that butch” and your eating red meat and liking football is just some fleeting lesbian tendencies you have.
ME: You have more lesbian tendencies than I do.
HIM: Which proves I’m VERY butch. Now go make me some eggs woman.
ME: If you want some eggs you’re going to have to lay them.