HIM: How are you this morning?
ME: Great Michigan beat Ohio State in Basketball last night.
HIM: Yes, I heard; the whole neighborhood heard.
ME: I thought you were asleep in the back room.
HIM: Nahhhh… I just go in the back room and put in some of those MRI earplugs you use in your research when you’re watching a Michigan game. Then I come back when you pass out.
ME: Have we become that routine?
HIM: Yeah, we’re Dullsville, Population 2.
ME: Well we should do something.
HIM: You mean besides work, play on the Internet, fight and occasionally mate.
HIM: What should we do?
ME: Hmmm…. well… we could go to a museum
HIM: We’ve been to all of the museums.
ME: We haven’t been to the Thimble Museum–they say you can put what the world knows about Thimbles in a thimble.
HIM: Sounds sew-sew to me. (we laugh)
ME: Or we can go to the Zipper museum in West Hollywood.
HIM: Yeah, let’s fly right over.
ME: There’s no rush… it’s always open.