The Good Old Days

HIM: (Triumphantly) I FIXED the stove. The oven and the broiler work perfectly now.
ME: (Distracted, writing) That’s nice. Good for you.
HIM: Well.
ME: Well what?
HIM: Well aren’t you going to use the broiler?
ME: No, I’m doing a hemp protein fast today.
HIM: But I just fixed the stove. BROIL ME SOMETHING!
ME: Broil yourself something I’m writing.
HIM: See this is what’s wrong with Gay marriage. A woman would be grateful and broil me something.
ME: Oh yes… how we ALL long for the days when men were men and women were grateful.

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