Me And My Evil Cardiologist
HIM: Dr. Gordon… you sound upset.
ME: Do NOT SPEAK to me.
HIM: Well okay, but you called me.
ME: How DARE YOU SET ME UP for all of the IMAGING STUDIES!
HIM: But you LOVE imaging.
ME: Not down stairs at Chernobyl
HIM: I can’t get involved with this petty squabbling between UCLA and Cedars Imaging.
ME: There’s no petty squabbling! UCLA does imaging and Cedars has that expensive WASTED Chernobyl they call imaging… with patients walking out glowing…
HIM: We call that afterglow… something you probably haven’t experienced in a while.
ME: And ANOTHER THING I’m NPO… and they are DRAGGING this out.
HIM: Oh yeah they don’t like you. Your charm has no value there.
ME: Listen I call them like I see them.
HIM: Well calling them Chernobyl in the LA Times left a lasting impression with them… HAVE FUNNNNNN!
ME: Walter… Walter… HOW DARE YOU HANG UP ON ME!!!!
TEXT FROM WALTER: BADGERS 2 wolverines 2
MY TEXT: This AINT over! And it’s Wolverine 4 Badgers 2 for now!