Me And My Nurse
HER: Dr. Gordon I don’t understand this medicine that Dr. Kerwin put in your discharge summary. It’s not on hospital formulary and I can’t find it listed in the PDR
ME: What’s the name of it?
ME: oh he means red wine.
HER: Are you serious? Aren’t you offended?
ME: Of course not.
HER: Why not?
ME: Cause then he would have achieved his goal.