HIM: How are you?
ME: I’m fine. What are you doing up? You get up for work at 4:00 A.M.
HIM: I can’t sleep. I’m worried about you.
ME: I’m fine. I know all the nurses and CPs they’re so glad to have me back.
HIM: It’s too quiet here. I’m used to sleeping with you on the phone, on the computer, crunching ice cubes, taking in your sleep.
ME: You’re insane.
HIM: Of course I’m insane. I married you.