(Me and Wally the Evil Badger Cardiologist)
HIM: What’s this phone number you’re calling from.
ME: My digital home phone… my cellphone had to be sent to the manufacturer to repair.
HIM: What’s this 424 area code?
ME: It’s the new 310… for the West side.
HIM: I haven’t heard of it.
ME: Cause you’re out of it. That’s CAA’s area code… haven’t you been called by CAA before?
HIM: No. I guess I’m not talented enough.
ME: Well that’s true, but anyway, more important stuff. Where the fuck is my car?
HIM: In your driveway asshole.
ME: When did you bring it back?
HIM: After my date. Around 6:00 a.m.
ME: How did you get home?
HIM: Robert gave me a ride he was on his way to swim.
ME: So what did you bring me from Italy?
HIM: It won’t be a surprise if I tell you.
ME: Yes it will. Tell me. .
HIM: No. So I visited the Vatican.
ME: I know powerful people at the Vatican, because unlike you I was a good catholic.
HIM: Doing high ranking clergy does not make one a good catholic.
ME: It does if you do them well.