Monthly Archive:: September 2012

Turtles

(Me and Wally the Evil Badger Cardiologist)
HIM: So let’s go to Plan B. I’m in the mood for candy.
ME: When did you start eating candy? You

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Awesome

(Me and Wally the Evil Badger Cardiologist 4 Days ago)
HIM: I’ll call you right back. I’m going into an elevator
ME: Okay….
(Four days later… he hasn’t

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9-11

ME: Did you know today was 9-11?
HIM: Of course, because my brain was not destroyed by drugs and I am aware of the world around me.
ME:

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