Rather Be On Crack

ME: I am SO glad they didn’t have computers when I was a kid.
HIM: Why?
ME: Because my parents were really poor
HIM: and you don’t think they would have gotten you a computer.
ME: oh no, they definitely would have.
HIM: then what’s the problem.
ME: They drank a lot and were out of it.
HIM: Yeah so.
ME: I might have ended up on a PC instead of a Mac.
HIM: You REALLY hate PC’s
ME: I’d rather be on crack than on a PC.
HIM: But what about a treadmill
ME: What?
HIM: Would you rather be on a PC or a treadmill.
ME: I’ll have to get back to you on that.

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