Amish Porn

HIM: Hi honey I’m home–lots of tension in South Bay… angry Republicans.
ME: I know… and already partisan politics is starting up.
HIM: When are they going to realize we breath the same air, drink the same water, and what happens to some of us, affects all of us.
ME: I know it’s like trying to find good Amish girl-on-girl porn.
HIM: Yeah…(Stops abruptly) WHAT did you say?
ME: Nothing… just chatter.
HIM: Yes you did. You said Amish girl on girl porn. You’re a freak… and a closet heterosexual.
ME: I was just making a point. And who has a child? NOT me.
HIM: You’re just lucky, Orgy King. Now Step away from your lap top.
ME: No. Why do you want my laptop?
HIM: I’m checking your browser history.
ME: No you’re not.
HIM: Oh and why is that? And YES I am.
ME: That’s an invasion of my privacy.
HIM: You’re married you don’t get to have privacy. And you already answered my question. YOU HAVE BEEN SEARCHING THE INTERNET for Amish girl on girl porn… You’re sick, sick, sick.
ME: Look me in my eye… I promised you I wouldn’t look at Internet Porn.
HIM: OH STOP it… JUST LIKE you promised you wouldn’t (censored.. TMI… trust me)
ME: That’s not my fault.
HIM: Well it’s CERTAINLY not MY fault.
ME: It kinda is…
HIM: How is your (censored) MY FAULT.
ME: For believing I wouldn’t…
HIM: We’re using Republican logic now?
ME: Oh hahaha.. Go ahead check my computer. You will not find ANY searches for Amish girl on girl porn… As a matter of fact I will bet you a day at the spa.
HIM: Never mind… I know you well enough to know when you’re telling the truth… even though it’s a RARE occasion.
ME: (thinking: Whew… dodged a bullet… it was Amish man on man porn… “Thou Arst My Buggy” maybe I am a Republican at heart).

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