Monthly Archive:: December 2012


HIM: Did you know George Washington’s Teeth were actually made of elephants tusk not wood?
ME: Glad we cleared that up. Who gives a damn.
HIM: And Thomas

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HIM: What’s wrong with Julie?
ME: Michigan beat Northwestern in OT
HIM: Really? I thought she didn’t care about football.
ME: Oh PLEASE. What do you think those

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Big Sis

(Me and My Sister) The phone rings: it’s 6:00 a.m. I’ve been up writing until 4:00 a.m.
ME: (thinking: this had better be God with money and coffee)

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