HIM: So i’ve decided that if I leave life guarding I want to become an event planner.
ME: That’s great honey. I thought about doing that once, i wanted to specialize in coronations
HIM: Of course, I want to specialize in coup d’état’s
HIM: We could work as a team.
ME: You know that won’t work. Remember the last time we tried to run a business together.
HIM: Oh yeah (we laugh) People were betting on who would kill whom first, what weapon they used, and would they get away it.
ME: I know, I was running the pool. I used the money from it to rent the U-Haul to move out of the office.