(Me and Wally The Evil Badger)
HIM: Hey how are you? 
ME: I think I have ebola
HIM: I think you are ebola 
ME: Well I think you are a garden variety lesbian. 
HIM: (Insulted) Garden variety? I am MANY things, COMMON is NOT one of them! (hangs up the phone)

Add a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

eighteen + 2 =