ME: I think my colleagues at UCLA might think I’m insane
HIM: They don’t think that, they know that.
ME: Seriously, I think this email I sent them a really long email this morning.
HIM: Seriously, you think a long email is going to be why they think you’re crazy.
ME: It’s not like I’m sitting on a roof staring in two a mood ring, wearing horizontal stripes.
HIM: I rest my case.