(Me & A 20-Something Hottie)
HER: Your surgeon friend, Tim Neavin, asked to see my resumé
HER: Well I’ve heard he’s kind of a ladies man
ME: Honey, the last time he was near a “lady” was at his baptism.
HER: Well actually I heard he was a womanizer and a sex fiend…
ME: Womanizer, Sex Fiend… it’s a gray area-this is LA
HER: So should I show him my Resumé
ME: First, ask him to define Resumé