Short Distance

(Me & My Supermodel Friend)
HER: Mmmmm…. I smell diamonds.
ME: Me too, there is nothing like the smell of large freshly cut diamonds.
HER: There must be a breeze from Tiffany’s.
ME: I think it’s Bvlgari the pungent smell of large rubies and emeralds is also in the air.
HER: Yeah don’t you just love the smells of Beverly Hills.
ME: Yeah,It’s like the lovely aroma of 5th Avenue and Park Place in New York.
HER: And You know what’s even better than that? Avenue Montaigne, Rue du Faubourg Saint-Honoré, Rue de la Paix, Place Vendôme in Paris.
ME: Ginza, in Tokyo, you can smell the jewels and designer labels for miles!
HER: You know what streets I love the smells of? Bellagio Road in Bel Air and Avenue Foch in Paris.
ME: Bellagio Road and Avenue Foch? Those are residential streets.
HER: I know but i also love the smell of the rich men who shower me with jewels, don’t you?
ME: (jealous) Honey, I’m a brunette, we have to work I don’t know that smell.
HER: Well the smell of a really wealthy man drives me wild and crazy. .
ME: (bitter) Those are such short distances for you, you don’t need to be driven.. you could just walk,

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