Doing the Math
(Me & My Supermodel Friend)
HER: You won’t believe who I was with?
ME: Please tell me it wasn’t Bieber
HER: Please, I feel like a cougar when I’m dating a 30-year old
ME: It’s a good policy…… when you’re in your 20’s date old men. When you’re my age you can date young men…. basic math.
HER: How so?
ME: 20 goes into 40 better than 40 goes into 20…. Plus young guys are usually broke… ‘That’s why you should date them when you’re old. You can give them money.
HER: Give a man money???? I can NOT believe that is coming out of your mouth. Don’t you have a zero tolerance policy on giving men money.
ME: I know, but you see, I took so much money from men when I was your age… this is not like giving money to men, this is like giving men their money back.
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Dr. Gordon’s blog, Obesely Speaking, on Psychology Today, has over a quarter of a million readers, and he has an equally popular blog on the Huffington Post. Most recently Dr. Gordon was honored by being included on the list of the “The World’s 30 Most Influential Neuroscientists Alive Today.“