Doing the Math
|HER: You won’t believe who I was with?
ME: Please tell me it wasn’t Bieber
HER: Please, I feel like a cougar when I’m dating a 30-year old
ME: It’s a good policy…… when you’re in your 20’s date old men. When you’re my age you can date young men…. basic math.
HER: How so?
ME: 20 goes into 40 better than 40 goes into 20…. Plus young guys are usually broke… ‘That’s why you should date them when you’re old. You can give them money.
HER: Give a man money???? I can NOT believe that is coming out of your mouth. Don’t you have a zero tolerance policy on giving men money.
ME: I know, but you see, I took so much money from men when I was your age… this is not like giving money to men, this is like giving men their money back.