(Me and Wally The Evil Badger Cardiologist)
HIM: Do you wanna get drunk.
ME: You know I’m in Alcoholics Anonymous
HIM: Just take a break.
ME: Believe me Michigan just lost to Rutgers! I NEED a drink
HIM: Wisconsin lost Northwestern and Stanford lost to ND, both of my alma maters lost.
ME: Well my other alma mater will win…
HIM: Oh yeah… I forget your UCLA med school roots….
ME: DO NOT remind me.
ME: What’s so funny?
HIM: You did your post doc at UCLA… you’re a loser NO Matter WHAT!
ME: I TOLD you I couldn’t move my mother to Palo Alto she was too sick… and UCLA’s the only game in town. You Stanford alums are SO ARROGANT!
HIM: Oh this coming from a Michigan alum.