(Me and Wally the Evil Badger)
HIM: Is that anyway to answer a phone?
ME: I’m pissed off Some guy called up here and called me ma’am… AGAIN!
HIM: (laughing) and so… you should be used to that by now.
ME: So? So? So I’m in my butch phase. And I’m using my butch voice…
HIM: And apparently it is not working for you
ME: Listen you, leg-shaving, opera going, metrosexual twit….
HIM: Hey, nobody’s calling me ma’am on the phone. Maybe you should rent a John Deere and shave your legs.
ME: I don’t have hair on my legs.
HIM: Well there’s your problem. When your testicles drop and you grow body hair your voice will deepen/
ME: Oh hahaha I just do NOT get this. Why do people on the phone always call me ma’am?
HIM: Obviously because you sound old. I bet Katherine doesn’t get called ma’am.
ME: You know what… don’t call me… good bye
HIM: Take care ma’am.